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PostSubject: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 23:30

Dear all members plz post all kind of jokes in this topic.
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 6:20

Girl:
Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
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Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 6:35

Larki : Mainy Ice Cream Khani Hai
Larky Ne lay Kr De Di
Larki: Thanks…
Larka : Sirf Thanks
Larki: Acha To Tum Kiss KarnaChahte Ho?
Larka: Chawlaan Na Maar,
Adi Aadi Kr
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 14:42

Ali_shan wrote:
Girl:
Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
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Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena
lol! hahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 14:42

Ali_shan wrote:
Larki : Mainy Ice Cream Khani Hai
Larky Ne lay Kr De Di
Larki: Thanks…
Larka : Sirf Thanks
Larki: Acha To Tum Kiss KarnaChahte Ho?
Larka: Chawlaan Na Maar,
Adi Aadi Kr
lol! Smile Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:43

Pathan:Jab thand lagti hai To kya karte ho...?

Sheikh :Hum Sab "HEATER" wale room mein chaly jate hain...

Pathan :Jab us se bhi zyada thand lagay to..?

Sheikh:Hum "HEATER" k samnay beth jatay hain...

Pathan:agar aur ziyada thand lagay to..

Sheikh:Phir hum "HEATER" On kar letay hain...! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:44

Faqeer : 5 rupaye ka sawal hy baba....

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Sheikh : pucho.... shayad mjy ata ho


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Faqeer : durr fitay munh....
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:44

4 Boys on bike...

Police:- Triple riding is banned aur tum
4
baithe ho??

Boys shocked
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looks behind..
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and says:-

saalo kamino 5wa kaha gir
gya...?? Very Happy:D hahahahaha....XD..
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:45

3 students raat ko bethy study krty huwe...


B.A stydent : yar kia time hua hy???

B.Sc student : pata ni yaar... hamary pas to ghari ni hy.

BS ( CS ) student ne 1 pathat utha ker samny waly girls hostle k main gate per mara...


1 larki nikli r boli....



kameeno... rat k ponay teen bajy b chain ni hy??? ab to so jao beghairto.....



thats the software engineer's logic...
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:46

ajeeb maloomaat !!!!


"
duniya me 1 saanp (snake ) aisa b paya jata hy jo her second me 0.5 centemeter barhata hai aur thori he dair me khud ko kaat ker mar jata hy...

wo saanp ( snake )








Nokia ki games me paya jata hy...
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:47

Boy in Shop:"Bhai koi valentine
card hai Jisme
Likha ho
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“Tum hi Meri Pehle Aur Aakhri
mohabat ho”
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Shopkeeper:"Haa n hai
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Boy:"Theek hai Jaldi se 8, 10 de
do..:p :O Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:48

ek aadmi roz apne tote ke sath road par kursi daal kar beth jata or aane jane wale raahgeero ko dekhta

uska tota roz ek aadmi ko dekhta or bolta "AUR GANDU GAND MARWANE JAA RHA HAI"

ek din usne uss tote ke malik se shikayat kardi to usne apne tote ko bohot danta

agle din wohi banda fir waha se guzra to tota kuch na bola or muskra diya

thode aagey jake uss raahgir ne palat kar fir tote ko dekha

tota uski taraf dekh kar bola samajh to tu gya hi hoga
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:48

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam “My Love”
se save tha
Shaadi k baad
“My sweet wife”
1 saal baad
“Mrs”
2 saal baad
“Home”
4 saal baad
“Chairman”
6 saal baad
“Maasi museeb’ty”
8 saal baad
“Hitler”
10 saal baad
“Malk-ul-moat”
15 saal baad
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“WR0NG NUMBER”
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:48

Ek Aadmi Apni BV ko Dafna k Ghar Aaya to Aasman pr badal grjne lge Bijli krakne lagi r Toofan Aa gya
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Admi Aasman ki Traf Dekh kr Bola:
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Lagta hy POHNCH GAi.
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:49

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:49

Wife to husband.
Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:50

Puttar:
Abba! Mera Parhai Vich Dil Nai Lagda.
Tu Mera Veya Kra Day.
Abba:
Puttar! Marzi Teri…..
YA ENJ RUUL ..
YA UUNJ RUUL… ;->
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:50

Ek lady apny Bed room ma gae os ny dykhaa k bed ma 4 paoun nazar a ryhy thyy os ny dandaa lykr mraanaa shuroo kr deya
phir kechn ma gaee or paanii peny lage to odar os k hasbnd tha
b v ko dykh ky bola k tmharyy mama or papa ay hyn ma ny apny room ma lyta deya hy tm on syy mell lo too
wo odaar he byhosh ho gaee
moral
hor kroo Mraadaan ty shaaq
ha ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:51

1 Punjabi:
Apni Ma Ki Qameez Aur Bap Ki Shalwar
Pehn K Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha Yeh Kya Fashion Ha?
Punjabi:
O Je
“Full Mummy Daddy”
MAHOL
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:52

Wife:- Maine Aap ki Birthday ke liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy k bus?

Husband:- Shukar hy, mera b khayal aya, Lao Dikhao…?







Wife:- “Mai abhi pehen k ati hon”
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 20:54

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi to Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara.

Kyun?

Kyun ke,
Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha…

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Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Ka Kafan FREE
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 5:49

cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers hahahahahahahahaha v.funny bahi jee
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 6:42

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 6:42

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..Smile


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PostSubject: Re: All Kind Of "Jokes"   Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 6:46


Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
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